i have finally done it, i've watched EVERY episode of Star Trek the Next Generation. yeah, so what if i'm like 10 years late? this show is very refreshing and to put it in the words of one of our ex-coworkers, "it's great...gotta go!". one thing i really did appreciate about it was that each episode is self-contained, unlike 99% of today's shows on tv. none of this "how do you keep an idiot busy? tune in next week when we'll answer 1 question and pose another 10 cause we haven't written the ending yet" nonsense. anyways, i came up with this list of things you'll notice while watching Star Trek the Next Generation:
| 1) worf's security crew can't save you if you were being attacked by a baby |
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| "ARARHHH! baby on deck 8!!!" |
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2) you will ask yourself this question once every 5 episodes: "where have i seen that guy before?"
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| "i eat little shits like you for breakfast." |
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3) even if they can have any food they want from the replicators, 90% of the time they order water.
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| "i'll have a Grilled Swordfish á l'Orange...on second thought, gimme a water, cold." |
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4) "interference" prevents a lot of stuff from happening.
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| "you're pregnant and your husband now wants to kill me? how could---oh wait, you're breaking up...interference. don't try to contact me, i'll contact you." |
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5) if Data were not on the crew, they'd die 20 times out of 25 episodes.
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| "one of these days i'm not gonna save these d-bags." |
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6) riker is better than what you originally think
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| "wow Deanna, my trombone skeelz are only bested by your rusty trombone skeelz." |
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7) captain picard kicks ass even for an old guy
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| "another bitch wanting to check out my captain's log..." |
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8) the crew does not abuse the power of the holodeck like they should
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| "sorry, i was in holodeck B---um, i mean Ten Forward and lost track of time playing 3D chests...i mean chess." |
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9) admirals in starfleet suck ass.
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| "picard, i order you to save the universe again. and while you do that i'll sit here at my desk and surf for pr0n." |
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10) you never get sick of the theme song
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